☼long live the reckless and the brave☮
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What kind of snake is this?

A Horned Reticulated Chub Snake.
The Horned Reticulated Chub Snake is endemic to Central America where is survives its predators by means of its resemblance to a noxious type of slug. Its diet consists mostly of the slugs it itself resembles, leading to its old species name, the “Cannibal Slug Snake.”
An interesting fact about the Horned Reticulated Chub Snake is that while most reptiles are extremely lean, the Chub Snake earns its name by having the highest fat content of any serpent, and arguably any reptile (As the fat content of the Northern Suriname Lard Tortoise has yet to be dissected). Because of its high fat content the animal is hunted and valued by local tribes who call it the Nuguameh Lotoros, which roughly translates as “The Slithering Butter Treat.”
Sadly, the Slithering Butter Treat is over-hunted and going slowly extinct. The tribal hunts are not a factor, but chocolate manufacturers in the region have turned to harvesting the animal en masse to supplement their creamy chocolate wares. Harvesters include CremCo, a supplier for Hershey and Reeses, the top and almost exclusive manufacturers in the U.S.
So next time you bite into a chocolate bar, remember what you’re really eating: The guts of a Horned Reticulated Chub Snake.

facts-i-just-made-up:

largecoin:

What kind of snake is this?

A Horned Reticulated Chub Snake.

The Horned Reticulated Chub Snake is endemic to Central America where is survives its predators by means of its resemblance to a noxious type of slug. Its diet consists mostly of the slugs it itself resembles, leading to its old species name, the “Cannibal Slug Snake.”

An interesting fact about the Horned Reticulated Chub Snake is that while most reptiles are extremely lean, the Chub Snake earns its name by having the highest fat content of any serpent, and arguably any reptile (As the fat content of the Northern Suriname Lard Tortoise has yet to be dissected). Because of its high fat content the animal is hunted and valued by local tribes who call it the Nuguameh Lotoros, which roughly translates as “The Slithering Butter Treat.”

Sadly, the Slithering Butter Treat is over-hunted and going slowly extinct. The tribal hunts are not a factor, but chocolate manufacturers in the region have turned to harvesting the animal en masse to supplement their creamy chocolate wares. Harvesters include CremCo, a supplier for Hershey and Reeses, the top and almost exclusive manufacturers in the U.S.

So next time you bite into a chocolate bar, remember what you’re really eating: The guts of a Horned Reticulated Chub Snake.

Everyday Objects Made Unusable by Giuseppe Colarusso

spideysass:

i’m tired of people saying lesbians hate men. that’s such bullshit. you don’t have to be a lesbian to hate men. everyone hates men

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Halloween Spirit.👻 - https://weheartit.com/entry/137928180/via/15483809

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Halloween Spirit.👻 - https://weheartit.com/entry/137928180/via/15483809

cosbyandmarc:

The determination and the power

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The determination and the power

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SPIDER-MAN AND THE “CUPCAKE CAPER” (Mar. 1975)

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i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world

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A couple of Canadians have started a Toronto trend called “Draking” by slapping photos of rapper Drake’s head onto wheelchair signs in honor of his “Wheelchair Jimmy” character on the show Degrassi.  Source

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A couple of Canadians have started a Toronto trend called “Draking” by slapping photos of rapper Drake’s head onto wheelchair signs in honor of his “Wheelchair Jimmy” character on the show Degrassi. Source

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adventurotica:

I am laughing unreasonably hard at this.

I am ASHAMED that it took me nearly one full minute to get it.

baeper uuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DAT MEEEE

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I am laughing unreasonably hard at this.

I am ASHAMED that it took me nearly one full minute to get it.

baeper uuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DAT MEEEE

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slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

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oh-mystarisfading:

#I love how in the movies he’s like ‘yes. it hurts every time they come out’ ANGST ANGST ANGST #and in the cartoons he’s just like yolo i’m a fuckin mutant bitch this shit better make my life easier somehow #so he just uses his claws for everyday tasks #because what good are they if YOU DON’T USE THEM TO CUT SALAMI 

I find this oddly soothing.

this is so hecking gross


First thing I thought of when I re-blogged it the first time.

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ohmygil:

nemosland:

oh-mystarisfading:

#I love how in the movies he’s like ‘yes. it hurts every time they come out’ ANGST ANGST ANGST #and in the cartoons he’s just like yolo i’m a fuckin mutant bitch this shit better make my life easier somehow #so he just uses his claws for everyday tasks #because what good are they if YOU DON’T USE THEM TO CUT SALAMI 

I find this oddly soothing.

this is so hecking gross

http://media.tumblr.com/bbe199ea3f4182a559a3feaa4e7156b1/tumblr_mo5s06d0su1r7voiqo1_500.jpg

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Site Update: AHS: Freak Show - HQ Tagless Cast Portraits x11 (x)
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Site Update: AHS: Freak Show - HQ Tagless Cast Portraits x11 (x)

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